The Video Dead
Isn't it always fun to get a package in the mail? I like to get packages, it makes me feel like I'm someone special, even if I did order it for myself like a big boy. In Robert Scott's "The Video Dead" (1987), a man gets a special delivery that he's not expecting. In the wooden crate, a TV. Too bad this TV only shows one movie... "Zombie Blood Nightmare" (which by the way, looks like an awesome zombie movie). Zombies pop out of the ground during this movie, and eventually the TV spawns some zombies - and through the magic of film, they all fit through the 19 inch opening on the TV to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting owner of the house.
Shogun Assassin
The tale of Shogun Assassin is a confusing one. While Robert Houston is the credited director, this is actually the first two movies of the Lone Wolf and Cub aka "babycart" (Kozure Ôkami: Sanzu no kawa no ubaguruma aka "Babycart at the River Styx, and Kozure Ôkami: Kowokashi udekashi tsukamatsuru aka "Sword of Vengeance") series of films from Japan. Because this is basically two movies recut into one, the story can be somewhat consusing at times, but what results is an all out action martial arts movie with blood spraying like geysers from every enemy slain by the main character Ogami Itto (played by Tomisaburo Wakayama).
They Live
Ever feel like you you are not in control of your life? Do you feel that you are a slave to the media, that you must "Conform"? They control you, but who are they and what do they want? Roddy Piper (John Nada) and Keith David (Frank) star in John Carpenter's They Live (1988). John Nada finds these special glasses that let him see how things really are in the world. The world is full of subliminal messages such as "Obey", "Sleep", "Marry and Reproduce", and there are some strange beings living amongst us in disguise. All sorts of chaos ensues as John wanders the streets with his eyes wide open. With no where to run the only thing John has left to do is "Chew bubble gum and kick ass"... Unfortunately for them he is "all out of bubble gum".
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
Imagine making sweet love to a large boobied blonde woman, getting your rocks off one minute, and then getting put into a concentration camp, being tortured and then castrated the next... Yeah... Shitty, eh? If you think that's bad, that's all happens within the first 5 minutes of Don Edmonds' Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975), starring Dyanne Thorne (of the Ilsa series fame, and Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman)
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