Internal Bleeding
3May/081

From Beyond

from beyond title From Beyond

One time in junior high, we put together two cans connected with a string to show that we could communicate over long distances. We didn't get a good grade on it, since that's probably something more suited for a 2nd grade class to do, but we were in a pinch, and what can we say... we were pretty stupid back then (you might say not much has changed). We always thought it would be pretty cool to communicate with another dimension, but there's no way that we would could have done it with just some shitty string and a couple of tin cans. What we needed was a resonator! At least that's what they had in 1986's From Beyond. Stuart Gordon directs the film, an adaptation of a short story by H.P. Lovecraft.


1May/082

Dead-End Drive In

dead end drive in title Dead End Drive In

Last time I went to a drive in movie I saw "Congo", which is probably one of the unintentionally worst movies I've seen to date. My biggest fear was that we'd get locked in the drive in and be forced to watch Congo over and over and over again. While Crabs and his girlfriend Carmen didn't get stuck watching Congo, they got something almost as bad... They just got locked in for life.