Satan War
When I moved into my new house, there were a lot of things I had to get used to. The house seemed to make creaking noises at all hours, and we had some leaking in our basement when it rained pretty heavily. We got some of those things fixed, but I couldn't image what I'd do if there were sporadic thunderstorms in my house, and shit just started bursting into flames for no reason. Too bad Bill and Louise seem to have to put up with crap like that on a daily basis in Bart La Rue's 1979 film Satan War.
Equalizer 2000
So it seems like Al Gore's predictions of the future are going to right on and Cirio H. Santiago has given us a glimpse of it. Global warming and nuclear terrorism has turned the world in to barren wasteland. Oil and water are scarce, and everyday brings new battle with your enemies. But things aren't all bad. Practically everyone drives a convertible because the world is a desert. And they are not those weenie convertibles like the Sunbird or Sebring, these are self-made out of huge Oldsmobile's and Buick's! For everyone who just can't decide what to wear in the morning, fashion has gotten way more simplified! The most powerful faction, known as The Ownership, control the main supply of oil and are fond of wearing black leather, football pads and helmets. Their main resistance is The Rebels, who control the main supply of water. The Rebels are fans of camouflage and marijuana, as noted by the pot leafs on their berets. If neither of those appeal to you, there is still the Mountain People, who are basically Indians/Mexicans who wear jeans or sweatpants and still fight with spears and bows.
Parasite
In the year 1992 after a nuclear war has devastated most of the United States. Dr. Paul Dean (Robert Glaudini) develops a leech-like parasite that grows to large portions after it consumes the blood of its host. Paul flees to the desert when the government storms his lab to collect the parasites to use for their own purposes. He is pursued by "Wolf" (James Davidson) the "merchant" employed by the government to retrieve the last of the parasites. Paul carries one of the last parasites in a canister and the other inside of his stomach. He seeks refuge in small desert town populated by scavengers who constantly threaten his work. While most of the scavengers seek to rob him blind one woman Patrica Wells (Demi Moore) finds an interest in Paul and helps him to destroy the parasites before they multiply and devour the Earth's remaining population. Written by Matthew Patay and directed by Charles Band.
Tales from the Quadead Zone
This... This movie is like searching for a lost gem. You put a lot of work tracking it down, studying ancient maps and texts. When you finally find and uncover this gem, it appears to be diamond, but on further examination it turns out to be glass.Tales from the Quadead Zone is the second and last film from director Chester Novell Turner, the first being Black Devil Doll from Hell. It's worth mentioning that Chester Novell Turner also works as the writer, the producer, the editor, and the composer to the music on the film.


