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25Jul/086

Land of the Dead

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In this installment of the Zombie films, zombies have taken over most of the world and the number of living humans is dwindling. Society has adapted to this change and a great number of people reside in Fiddler’s Green one of the few remaining cities not populated by zombies. Kaufman (Dennis Hopper) the founder of this great city has separated the people into two classes. The upper class living fancy lives, and the lower class left to fend for themselves on the streets. Supplies are brought into the town by a team of mercenaries lead by Riley (Simon Baker) and Cholo (John Leguizamo). Cholo does all of Kaufman’s dirty work in hopes to gain a nice home in Fiddler’s Green, but Kaufman decides to have him killed of instead. Severely pissed off from being double crossed Cholo steals the Dead Reckoning - a seriously modified truck armed to the gills, and threatens to blow up the city. Since Riley designed the Dead Reckoning, Kaufman recruits him to get it back. Meanwhile the zombies decide to attack the city and they have learned to use various tools along the way. Will Riley get the Dead Reckoning back in time to save Fiddler’s Green, or will Cholo blow the city to hell and let the zombies devour the citizens of Fiddler’s green?

Written and directed by: George A. Romero

Rasmus:This movie is not very scary at all, but it is quite gory. It definitely had the potential to scare the crap out of you. Instead, it seemed to get a little quirky. It seems movies like this try to make you feel sad for the zombies by making them look sort of innocent. Poor zombies, they're just shambling along and here come the living shooting them up with their guns. Can’t we live together? We will become them when we die. Well, I say fuck them. Kill them all again. Why should I feel sorry for an animated corpse that is trying to eat me? Do they show mercy to children? Nope they just eat anything that moves, they don’t care. Why should we?

Jenny: I agree that this movie is not scary,  but really gross.  At one point zombies are just slurping down intestines and stuff.  I think it is much harder to scare someone than to gross them out, so it is disappointing when movies resort to this technique versus good writing.  And as I have said in other reviews, there is no room for zombie sympathy.  They are driven to kill, eat, and reproduce their disease so it is either kill them or become them.  So, kill them all.  Fast.

brainsahhhh 150x150 Land of the DeadRasmus: After having a small chunk of their infinite horde shot up, they want revenge. Well at least “Big Daddy” (Eugene Clark) does and he leads his fellow flesh eaters to Fiddler’s Green. Big Daddy seems to be the smartest of all the zombies as he catches on to things right away. For example, he realizes that the fireworks were just a distraction for the living to get around without being attacked. He also was the first to figure out how to use various tools including guns. It’s not like he sought out guns to shoot down the living. He managed to snag one and figured out to use it. Was this gas station attendant a very smart man when he was alive? So smart that in death he could over come the being a simple-minded zombie? With his leadership, the other zombies learn to ignore the simple distractions the living throw at them and they learn to kill with various tools. This is the most disturbing and possibly most frightening part of this movie. The thought of having a shambling horde hunting you down to eat you is fairly scary. Then you add in the ability to shoot you down which makes it even more terrifying.

Jenny: The evolution of these zombies is frightening.  They are learning.  But, doesn't education bring enlightenment?  Will they evolve into a more peaceful society?  Will they replace us?  Come on! They are zombies.  Let them eat flesh, but leave the guns to us.  I think this movie is trying to do too much to a good thing.  Let zombies be zombies.  I like the shambling zombie trying to lurch towards the victim fiending for some brains.

deadreckoning 150x150 Land of the DeadRasmus: The other part of this movie is the battle between the upper and lower classes of Fiddler's Green.  Cholo, a lower class mercenary, does all of Kaufman's dirty work in hopes to gain a home with the upper class residents of Fiddler's Green.  Kaufman is basically "the man", and I say damn the man.  Kaufman being the snooty ass that he is would rather have Cholo killed then live with him.  This ignites Cholo's rage so he steals the Dead Reckoning and threatens to blow up Kaufman's beloved home if he does not pay up 5 million big ones.  Cholo had something better than money and he blew it.  He had the Dead Reckoning.  What the fuck is he going to do with money?  Why the hell is money even a currency in the future?  Money is only as good as the items you can purchase with it.  If no one has any goods then the only good paper money would be is to burn to keep warm.  I would think in a future like that goods would serve as a form of currency.  I guess I could see gold or gems being a currency since you could make pretty things out of them, but I think food would be worth more.

Jenny: How typical.  Even when everyone falls into the same situation, someone will rise up to separate us into categories: rich, poor, black, white, deserving, and undeserving.  Was it Cholo's background that kept him out of Fiddler's Green or the fact that he is not white?  And Kaufman has a genuine hatred for the undead.  He wants to keep them out of the city, but it seems it is for his profit alone.  When all hell breaks loose, he doesn't think twice about abandoning everyone as long as he has his money.  And I agree, why would a dollar have any value here?  I think those mercenaries would have all the power.  Some sort of militant would be leading the city, not some pampered fancypants.

Rasmus: Overall I liked this movie. The zombies were great, and the rest of the story was OK.

Jenny: Yeah, it's all right.  But it is not scary, it doesn't all make sense, even for a zombie film, and it is too gross. One redeeming factor is Riley who seems to care for the people, despite the fact that he is itching to go to a remote area in Canada.  He goes after the Dead Reckoning, but not for money.  He does it to prevent Cholo from blowing them all up.  And then when he has possession of it, he goes back to town knowing full well it is crawling with zombies in order to get the people out. He was okay.