Internal Bleeding
15Jul/085

Code of Silence

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How about a little ": did you know" to start off this review... Did you know that Geico saved 15% by switching to ?  Did you know that goes to bed with morning wood?  Did you know that rips his USB drive out of the port without clicking "safely remove hardware" because he feels such precautions are unmanly?  Well if you knew all of those things then you probably knew that Chuck Norris made a film in 1985 called Code of Silence.  Aren't you just so SMRT!


12Jul/084

Undefeatable

undefeatable Undefeatable

Godfrey Hall is an interesting character.   He's been known to shoot footage for one film and then end up cutting and pasting footage from other films in varying order to eventually make up 4 or 5 films.  Now that's a cost effective way to make a film if you ask me.  Unfortunately, most of those movies made little to no sense at all.  Oh, and Godfrey Hall is also just one of the many pseudonyms for Godfrey Ho.  Luckily for us, one of his most recent films is also one of his best...  That film is 1994's Undefeatable.


11Jul/084

The Incredible Melting Man

incredible melting man The Incredible Melting Man

When I was a kid, I remember looking up at the moon and the stars at night.  I'd think to myself and wonder what was out there.  Were there other people on other planets, just like us, living their normal day to day lives, oblivious to other beings in the universe?  I also thought it would be really cool to travel through space, seeing the moon and those stars up close.  Now that I'm grown up, I know that my chance to be an astronaut, or even a space traveller have probably passed.  I'm glad that I came to that realization as a result, because if I would have known as a child that travelling in , and especially gazing at the sun through the rings of Saturn would have turned me into an eventual pile of mush, like in William Sachs' 1977 film The Incredible Melting Man, I would have been absolutely devastated... devastated, I say.


9Jul/083

Rawhead Rex

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Written by: Clive Barker Directed by: George Pavlou

In a small town in Ireland sleeps the nastiest ape looking demon in the world. RAWHEAD REX!!! After a local farmer accidentally disturbs Rex's eternal resting place, Rex wakes to reek havoc on this small town. Carnage is prevalent as Rex devours victim after victim. No man can defeat him, so who will stop Rex's reign of terror?