Comments on: Zombie Vs. Ninja http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/08/zombie-vs-ninja/ Watching B-movies so you don't have to! Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:58:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Calhoun http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/08/zombie-vs-ninja/comment-page-1/#comment-1564 Calhoun Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:54:23 +0000 http://www.internalbleeding.net/?p=689#comment-1564 As a Hong Kong film fan, Godfrey Ho and this movie are a travesty to film making. Anything with his name attached I avoid like a plague. As a Hong Kong film fan, Godfrey Ho and this movie are a travesty to film making. Anything with his name attached I avoid like a plague.

]]> By: 2008 year in review of our reviews | Internal Bleeding http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/08/zombie-vs-ninja/comment-page-1/#comment-989 2008 year in review of our reviews | Internal Bleeding Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:28:48 +0000 http://www.internalbleeding.net/?p=689#comment-989 [...] Zombie Vs. Ninja… sounds pretty cool right?  You’d think it would have something to do with zombies and ninjas running around fighting each other, cutting heads off, eating brains, hiding in shadows, shambling around, and all sorts of other cool stuff, right?  Sorry charlie, you’d be sadly mistaken.  In fact, you’d probably cry once you figured out what the hell was going on.  This is one of many Godfrey Ho movies where he takes scenes from separate movies and tries to fuse them together by some means of black magic to create one solid film out of it. Yeah, that doesn’t happen.  The solid film ends up like runny diarrhea - it just ends up stinking and you’re embarrassed.  In this one a guy’s dad is killed, and he ends up being taken in by the local mortician who teaches him to fight by training him against robotic zombietards.  Then, a ninja fights another ninja and decides to help out the orphan but never appears with him in a single scene, even when they’re talking to each other about their plans of revenge.  They don’t even appear against the same backgrounds people… It’s pretty obvious that they’re in two different movies that were spliced together.  This whole thing is bad news all around. [...] [...] Zombie Vs. Ninja… sounds pretty cool right?  You’d think it would have something to do with zombies and ninjas running around fighting each other, cutting heads off, eating brains, hiding in shadows, shambling around, and all sorts of other cool stuff, right?  Sorry charlie, you’d be sadly mistaken.  In fact, you’d probably cry once you figured out what the hell was going on.  This is one of many Godfrey Ho movies where he takes scenes from separate movies and tries to fuse them together by some means of black magic to create one solid film out of it. Yeah, that doesn’t happen.  The solid film ends up like runny diarrhea – it just ends up stinking and you’re embarrassed.  In this one a guy’s dad is killed, and he ends up being taken in by the local mortician who teaches him to fight by training him against robotic zombietards.  Then, a ninja fights another ninja and decides to help out the orphan but never appears with him in a single scene, even when they’re talking to each other about their plans of revenge.  They don’t even appear against the same backgrounds people… It’s pretty obvious that they’re in two different movies that were spliced together.  This whole thing is bad news all around. [...]

]]> By: The Film Fiend http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/08/zombie-vs-ninja/comment-page-1/#comment-553 The Film Fiend Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:45:47 +0000 http://www.internalbleeding.net/?p=689#comment-553 I'm glad I'm not the only one who had trouble swallowing this one. It takes a lot for me to turn off a kung fu movie -- even if it is directed by Godfrey Ho -- but Zombie vs. Ninja was, I'm ashamed to say, too difficult for me to process. Kudos to you for making it through the whole thing. I’m glad I’m not the only one who had trouble swallowing this one. It takes a lot for me to turn off a kung fu movie — even if it is directed by Godfrey Ho — but Zombie vs. Ninja was, I’m ashamed to say, too difficult for me to process. Kudos to you for making it through the whole thing.

]]> By: Lurple http://www.internalbleeding.net/2008/08/zombie-vs-ninja/comment-page-1/#comment-552 Lurple Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:40:35 +0000 http://www.internalbleeding.net/?p=689#comment-552 There's almost no concept Godfrey Ho can't screw up, and this is one of his worst offenses. Seriously, how do you ruin zombies AND ninjas? Just leave it to Mr. Ho and his amazing splice-several-crappy-movies-together technique. Zombie Vs. Ninja is manages to be much, much worse than even Shaolin vs. Evil Dead, a movie in which you can practically hear poor old Gordon Liu's career committing suicide. There is no Real Ultimate Power in this movie, that's for sure. Lurples last blog post..<a href="http://lurple.com/content/sholay" rel="nofollow">Sholay</a> There’s almost no concept Godfrey Ho can’t screw up, and this is one of his worst offenses. Seriously, how do you ruin zombies AND ninjas? Just leave it to Mr. Ho and his amazing splice-several-crappy-movies-together technique.

Zombie Vs. Ninja is manages to be much, much worse than even Shaolin vs. Evil Dead, a movie in which you can practically hear poor old Gordon Liu’s career committing suicide.

There is no Real Ultimate Power in this movie, that’s for sure.

Lurples last blog post..Sholay

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