The Dead Pit

The Dead Pit

While I’m not afraid of hospitals or doctors, I can understand why some people are.  You always hear about people who go in for routine surgery and get things left in them, or they get the wrong leg removed or some other horrific thing happens to you in the doctor’s care.  Just think though, it could be worse.  You could be committed to a psychological hospital against your will, and have no idea when you’re getting out.  On top of that, you could then get operated on by a crazy psychology surgeon (I didn’t even know they had surgeons in psychiatric hospitals) who’s obsessed with digging people’s brains out to see what makes them crazy.  I would have thought that would be an indication that you were in fact crazy yourself, but I’m not a professional.

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Trailer Tuesdays: Hobgoblins

For this edition of Trailer Tuesdays, we present “Hobgoblins”

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So, as is tradition here on Internal Bleeding, this is what I was able to gather from the trailer for Hobgoblins…

  1. Behind a sealed vault live some mystical creatures that can read your thoughts, give you what you desire – then kill you.
  2. They decide of all the places in the world to show up, they want to come to a party with a bunch of typical 80’s party goers.
  3. Some government type officials come to try to capture these creatures, because there’s something threatening about hairy, rubbery puppets.

Look for our review of Hobgoblins in the upcoming weeks!

The Room

The Room

Everyone has heard the saying, “you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.”  Well sometimes you can say “you don’t know what you’ve got until you see an article about it on ABC News!”  Such was the case a few months ago when the guys here at IB came across The Room.  We watched, knowing it was a BAD movie.  But I don’t think we were quite prepared at the time to appreciate just how bad it is.  So after seeing that in a few short months this movie (which is 6 years old) has developed a cult following and is now being called “the Citizen Kane of bad movies”, we just had to sit down and watch it again.  We now bring to you the brilliant misery that is Tommy Wiseau‘s lifelong dream, his baby, his masterpiece… we bring you The Room!

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Trailer Tuesdays: Undefeatable

For this week’s Trailer Tuesday, we bring you Godfrey Ho’s masterpiece Undefeatable!

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If you’re on this site, you’ve probably seen what’s been called “The most ridiculous fight scene ever” (it’s on the linked review), and I can say with complete confidence that it is probably one of the most hilariously bad action movies of all time.  If you’re a fan of mullets, bad acting and pan fried steak, Undefeatable is film that you must see. On top of all that, you get Cynthia Rothrock to boot!

Also, if you plan on a Godfrey Ho marathon, make sure this is the grand finale.  Any of his other films that you watch after this will pale in comparison.