Internal Bleeding
23Oct/100

Hatchet

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When I saw Machete in the theater back in August they played a metric ass ton of trailers, they always do!  After the trailers they played their little theater introduction and then low and behold, another trailer.  This one was a little different though, it had that feel to it just like Machete a few years back.  It showed a of a man, the so-called new icon in , absolutely destroying a bunch of people who had no idea that death stood right around the corner.  I looked at my friend and said "it's a shame that's just a fake trailer, Hatchet 2 looks like it would be great!"  But why did they skip right to number 2, where was the .  A few weeks later I saw a listing for Hatchet 2 at that same theater, it was real... even though it only lasted a week on the big screen!  So I had to seek out Hatchet and find out what all the hype was about.


22Oct/100

Uninvited

Uninvited 2 UninvitedSpring Break!  Wooooo!  A great time to hang out with your buds and catch some rays, man!  Meet some babes, and maybe even get on a rich dude's yacht to bust a hang and live the good life!  Just make sure that nobody carries on an escaped cat from a nearby high security lab, because that would probably turn out being very, very bad news.  Wait a minute here... if this happened on your spring break, you may just be having a flashback to the 1988 film Uninvited.


21Oct/100

Ninjas VS Zombies

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Did you ever notice how are like the bullies in the undead family?  They are always terrorizing unarmed civilians or outnumber their foes 100 or even 1000 to 1.  Unlike , who battle it out with werewolves or take on hordes of people at a time, or demons and ghosts who haunt entire cities, the zombie picks on the frail, weak, and lame.  So when I saw a movie called, vs Zombies, I thought, damn finally they are picking on someone who can fight back, for me it was a must see to see how these bullies handle real resistance.


20Oct/100

Fright Night

Fright Night Fright NightCharley Brewster is a normal red blooded American male with a healthy fascination with movies.  When he isn't trying to get into his girlfriend's pants, he's watching the local late night show "Fright Night", hosted by the famous vampire hunter Peter Vincent.  One of those late nights, he notices something weird happening next door.  His new neighbors are moving their stuff in... but this isn't normal stuff.  Amongst the crates and boxes is a coffin, and it goes straight into the basement.  Suspecting something is up, he keeps a closer eye on the situation.  When a girl he sees going into the house and later through a window being seduced by the neighbor, Jerry (Chris Sarandon), ends up a victim of murder on the 11 o'clock news, he starts to realize that his new next door neighbor might be a vampire.