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Black Belt Jones

Rating: 3

Poppa Byrd is one tough old dude (played by one of the best voice-over actors ever, Scatman Crothers).  He runs the baddest dojo in the whole city.  Unfortunately, Poppa Byrd is a gambler, see.  He owes Pinky and his some money, and they’re the wrong people to owe some money to.  Pinky is pissed, and he’s coming to collect.  When they get there, they offer to take Byrd’s dojo in exchange for his debts, but when he doesn’t see eye to eye, he takes a double neck punch straight into heaven.  Wrong move, brotha! See, Byrd has a star pupil who just happens to be be one of the baddest mutha’s (shut yo mouth!) in town… and his name is Black Belt Jones!

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Severance

Rating: 4

Where we work everyday is an , and you never know if this day will be your last.  Words like layoff, termination and reorganization get thrown around a lot.  Another popular word which can make losing your job seem quite exciting is Severance.  But if the makers of this movie were real bosses I think I would just bypass the severance and just become a beach bum!  Christopher Smith directed this 2006 flick and included some actors you’ve seen but probably don’t know their names.  Laura Harris (24, Dead Like Me) who plays Maggie is the most well known, but the entire cast does an above par job.

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Yor: The Hunter From the Future

Rating: 3

Yor (Reb Brown), is a prehistoric hunter with an extremely bad haircut.  Yor had always question his existence and he gets a clue to his origins one day when he saves some savages from a deadly triceratops.  These savages recognize the medallion Yor has around his neck and they tell him about a desert goddess that possesses the same medallion.  Yor decides that he must find this goddess and learn more about his people.  On his quest to discover the truth of his people Yor encounters purple cave men, dinosaurs, space ships, , and a evil Overlord.  Will Yor transcend time to become the savior of the world?

Directed by: Antonio Margheriti

Screenplay by: Robert D. Bailey, Antonio Margheriti

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The Stabilizer

Rating: 5

When you hear the names of movies like Commando, Double Impact, Hard to Kill, and Cobra, what comes to mind?  How about cheesy, over-the-top with explosions and bad guys getting their asses handed to them in every scene!  Well now we have a new name to add to that list: The StabilizerPeter O’Brian (star of Rambu (aka The Intruder) ) has made it back to Internal Bleeding in a movie we like to think of as “unintentionally classic”.  Rambu gave you just a taste of American actors in an Indonesian film, but this movie takes it to new heights never before reached in cinema history.  Let’s dive in and see why Peter O’Brian is called The Stabilizer!

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Diary of the Dead

Rating: 3.5

George A. Romero showed us the first of a growing zombie invasion in Night of the Living Dead.  Ten years later, he brought us Dawn of the Dead, a zombie movie in a mall, with an underlying message of even after death, consumerism rules all.  Seven years after Dawn, Romero followed up with the social commentary of Day of the Dead, and 20 years later he showed us the struggles of one of the last remaining strongholds of human civilization - where are evolving and might eventually replace humans as the inheritors of the earthin Land of the Dead.  This time, Mr. Romero brings us a prequel of sorts.  It assumed that it takes place during the events that take place during Night of the Living Dead, as the zombie revolution is just taking place.  We thought that this would be the perfect place to finish our themed “″ with the most recent chapter in the “dead” series… Diary of the Dead

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