Internal Bleeding
15Feb/090

Slaughter

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Slaughter's big, bad, black and bold
The brother has a lot of soul
Don't you make him mean and cross
'Cause he'll show you who's the boss
Slaughter

You can probably gather with those words, that this Slaughter guy is probably a pretty hard ass dude.  If you didn't guess that, it's too late because he's probably already either punched you through a wall, or tackled you from a second story into a pool.  That's because Slaughter don't mess around, and he doesn't appreciate it when you blow up his daddy's car, killing him in the process.


2Feb/092

Overkill

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Mike Delano (Steve Rally), a for the LAPD, refuses to let the Yakuza take over the west coast.  While eating in a sushi restaurant, Mike and his partner witness the murder of the owner and his daughter when they won't pay protection money to a couple Japanese gangsters.  Mike's partner gets killed during the investigation, and he gets informally teamed up with Akashi (John Nishio), a Tokyo cop to out for vengeance for slain family members who were killed in the restaurant.  Akashi is used to dealing with the Yakuza in , and shows Mike that he had been dealing with them in the wrong way.  While the Yakuza are not afraid of death, they do respect the method of death, so Akashi quickly dispatches one of the  thugs and marks him with the phoenix to send a message.  Now they must battle the to earn their respect.  Will the Yakuza kill of Mike and Akashi, or will Mike and Akashi collect all of the limbs of the to earn the respect they deserve - and stop them from taking over the whole west coast?  Did we mention that this was directed by Ulli Lommel, the same guy that directed one of our least favorite movies "Cocaine Cowboys"?  This should be interesting...


28Jan/090

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks

ilsa harem keeper Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil SheiksHow do you take a character that was obviously shot in the face and killed, and use that same character in a sequel?  Easy, just do it and don't make any explanation available whatsoever!  That's what Don Edmonds has done in his follow up to his 1975 film "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS", this time entitled "Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks".  Last time Ilsa was in charge of a that was testing to see if they had a higher pain threshold than men, and conducting gruesome experiments on her subjects.  Now, she is a slave trader, training to pleasure El Sharif , making them members of his harem.  Then, she was in Germany, in a concentration camp of sorts, and an American G.I. is the one to tame her and her wicked ways.  Now, she's in an undisclosed Middle Eastern location, and a German diplomat and an American serviceman are sent to try to tame El Sharif, and get his oil and Ilsa under control.  Pretty similar so far...


19Jan/092

I Come in Peace (aka Dark Angel)

i come in peace title I Come in Peace (aka Dark Angel)Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren) loses his partner when their undercover sting  gets interrupted by an wanderer not from this Earth.  Shortly after people start dropping dead from overdosing on heroin.  One main factor linking these deaths together is a hole punched into each of the victims' head.  Jack goes after Victor Manning  (Sherman Howard) to avenge his partner and to stop the circulation of heroin.  Although it is Victor's heroin causing the recent outbreak of deaths,  Jack soon finds that it is a drug dealer from another world that is shooting these people so that he can harvest a valuable drug from their head.  With Victor's Hench men on one side and a invincible alien on the other will Jack come out on top, or will he end up in pieces?