The Plague Dogs

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The Plague Dogs is an animated movie that follows the story of two dogs who have escaped from an animal research facility in North West England.  Snitter, who has had some kind of brain surgery (voiced by John Hurt) and Rowf, who was almost drowned during an experiment at the beginning of the film, escape after a lab worker leaves Rowf’s cage door unlatched.  They make their way through the lab and out through the incinerator, just in the nick of time before almost being burnt alive.  They run out in the the countryside after first trying to find “a master” who will feed them.  After being scared away by either their uninformed perception or by real threat, they attempt to live off of the land as feral dogs, even though they’ve had their shelter and food provided to them via the lab from which they escaped.
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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

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Am I, the infamous Monkeyface, the only one who feels bad for a lot of these “bad guys” in horror movies? I mean come on they are usually horribly disfigured, have been bullied by society and mistreated by their parents, sometimes even tortured…so of course they are going to be pissed and want to kill people.   They’ve usually had pretty terrible lives, and their homes are in some really rundown areas of the country.  I think in their shoes I’d probably be scary to the average college student just looking to have some fun for the weekend.  But why do we always have to judge a book by its cover. In the face of fear we should pick the weakest link, send him to chat up the evil creature, and if they get a hatchet to the face then we run. But maybe, just maybe, these guys ain’t so bad!

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Slaughterhouse

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Slaughterhouse… The mere mention of that word can strike up a lot of negative and ghastly connotations.  It’s literally a housing for lives to be slaughtered (and it took quite a stretch for me to come up with that!), so a horror flick with that word as the title would indicate that it’s gory, bloody and disgusting.  At least that was my first impression when I decided to watch and review the 1987 comedy/horror film “Slaughterhouse“.  Does it live up to expectations?  Read on to find out.

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Mutant Hunt

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In a not too distant future, which eerily looks very similar to the late 1980’s, cyborg drones will be needed to fill a gap in the workforce for some reason or another.  Inteltrax is a company that’s filling that void.  A mysterious person in the company that goes by the name of Z has decided that money and glory are much more important than creating more worker bees, so he’s taken it upon himself to drug the cyborgs in order to make them perfect killing machines that get their jollys by killing the innocent people of our fair land.  When Z goes to far and takes one of the scientists responsible for creating the cyborgs as a hostage, the scientist’s sister escapes so that she can get the only man on earth that can save the day – and that man is Matt Riker ().  All of this plays against a subplot of the ambitious and mysterious Domina, who only wants to see Z go down in flames by the hands of her own uber cyborg. Continue reading “Mutant Hunt”