Screamers

Screamers  - Title Card

War.  War never changes.  And neither does introducing a new brand of killer into that war, the likes of which few have ever seen.  In the ongoing war between the Alliance and the NEB on planet Sirius 6B, self replicating, buzzsaw wielding robots who burrow underground were brought in to help sway the conflict to the Alliance’s favor.  They were able to keep them at bay by wearing secret decoder bracelets that identify them as Alliance members.  Remove that bracelet, and you’re gonna be able to scratch your own balls with the back of your head once it falls off into your lap.
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Outtake Reel

Imagine being on set with your favorite movie director, and being able to document the process for posterity purposes, and just for fun!  You would get to see a glimpse of movie magic and how things come together.  You could see actors get into character, the film crew setting up for all the important shots, and the director freaking out because no one takes things as serious as he does.  But what if things got a little too serious.  What if something which should be enjoyable and rewarding turned deadly!  What would you do as the documentarian… would you get involved or walk away?

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Bubba Ho-Tep

Chances are you know what/who Bubba is – some Southern guy, a redneck, trailer trash, you get the picture.  But what about Ho-Tep?  I bet you didn’t know it was a descendant of the 17th Egyptian Dynasties.  Well I didn’t know that either until a few hours ago.  I bet you also thought that Elvis died of a heart-attack, and that JFK was killed in Dallas by Lee Harvey Oswald.  I also would bet that you had no idea all those things could be thrown into a movie, and that said movie would answer the age old question:  “Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex?” – Elvis

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