Internal Bleeding
3Sep/100

Defcon-4

defcon 4 Defcon 4The end of the world...  If you put enough credence into the news, it seems like it could come any day now.  , religious cataclysm, nanotechnology, an astronomical event, Justin Beiber and countless other things could ultimately lead to the demise of mankind and civilization as we know it.  Some people think it's going to happen on December 21st, 2012, but according to the 1985 film Defcon-4 it could happen as soon as the day after tomorrow.


13Aug/101

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation

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Sam Firstenberg is no stranger to B-movie fans.  One of his first directorial efforts was a personal favorite of mine, "Revenge of the Ninja".  Thankfully, he continued that streak and only took a short break from that genre to film one of the masterpieces of American cinema with "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo".  "American Ninja" was next on his plate, and he took an up and coming actor in Michael Dudikoff and made him a B-movie star.  Today I take a look at the sequel - American Ninja 2: The Confrontation!


15Jul/101

976-EVIL

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My fondest memory of 900 and 976 numbers was when I was about 10 years old.  I was huge into video games, and when I heard a commercial on TV for " arcade", I knew I had to put a few quarters into that machine.  I ended up calling it about 8 times in a couple days before I realized that there were only 3 different outcomes no matter how many times I called.  I didn't think anything of it, but about a week or two later my mom asked me if I had been calling any phone numbers that I shouldn't have.  The phone bill ended up being $20 more than usual, and I was up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle.  A few years later, turned the 976 number on it's ear with his directorial debut  "976-EVIL"

29May/100

Slumber Party Massacre

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Slumber parties back in the day used to be a fun time to get together with your friends to watch some trash movies, eat a little greasy pizza, tell some ridiculous stories and then wake up your parents because you're all laughing too loud about the whole thing.  Maybe you hung with a crowd that would draw penises on the face of the first person who fell asleep or dip their hand in some water to see if they'd piss themselves but it usually wouldn't get more serious than that.  More than likely, you wouldn't have to worry about someone systematically stalking and murdering you, your friends, your neighbors and classmates - unless your life was the basis of Slumber Party Massacre!