Everyone has heard the saying, “you don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.” Well sometimes you can say “you don’t know what you’ve got until you see an article about it on ABC News!” Such was the case a few months ago when the guys here at IB came across The Room. We watched, knowing it was a BAD movie. But I don’t think we were quite prepared at the time to appreciate just how bad it is. So after seeing that in a few short months this movie (which is 6 years old) has developed a cult following and is now being called “the Citizen Kane of bad movies”, we just had to sit down and watch it again. We now bring to you the brilliant misery that is Tommy Wiseau’s lifelong dream, his baby, his masterpiece… we bring you The Room!
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As I get older, I realize the importance of getting healthy and keeping in shape. When looking for a gym or health spa, you want to look for the quality of the staff, equipment, and the extra services that they provide. The last thing you’ll probably think to check out is to see if the place is haunted. That’s the problem that they’re having at the Starbody Health Spa. People are getting hurt and it’s either ghosts that are hurting the patrons, or the high tech computer system that controls everything is becoming self aware and taking out all the paying customers. Or… They may just be dealing with a Witch Bitch.
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March 20, 2009 in
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Tags: 80's, action, boobs, chase, drugs, gang, nude, prison, rape, women.
Hot off the heels of her breakout role as “Stripper” in Beverly Hills Cop, Peggy McIntaggart puts on a stunning performance as Maggie, or as she’s better known…. LADY AVENGER! While in prison for something that might have had to do with drugs (it’s never really explained), her brother Jeff (Jeff Brown from Hack-O-Lantern) is murdered, and his girlfriend is raped and her eyes are cut out. Even though Maggie isn’t the model prisoner, for some reason the warden let’s her out to attend the funeral – accompanied by a guard. While she’s out, she’s going to have to get away from that guard so that she can extract her own form of justice on the people who put her brother in the ground!
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Hawaii is like paradise on earth. It’s got sun, sand, and beautiful people. It’s the type of place where you could shed all of your cares and worries and get away for a few days, or at least that’s the way it seems on the surface. Dig a little deeper and it can be a place of mystery, intrigue and dangerous wildlife. Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) learn this the hard way, when they’re flying a newlywed couple on an overnight camping trip in their small plane to one of the islands, and come across a R/C helicopter flying in from the ocean. The helicopter lands, one of the cockpit doors open, and they find two packages inside. The only problem is that the helicopter and the packages weren’t meant for them, they were meant for the armed thugs that show up shortly after the copter lands, and want their packages.
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How do you take a character that was obviously shot in the face and killed, and use that same character in a sequel? Easy, just do it and don’t make any explanation available whatsoever! That’s what Don Edmonds has done in his follow up to his 1975 film “Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS“, this time entitled “Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks“. Last time Ilsa was in charge of a Nazi camp that was testing women to see if they had a higher pain threshold than men, and conducting gruesome experiments on her subjects. Now, she is a slave trader, training women to pleasure El Sharif , making them members of his harem. Then, she was in Nazi Germany, in a concentration camp of sorts, and an American G.I. is the one to tame her and her wicked ways. Now, she’s in an undisclosed Middle Eastern location, and a German diplomat and an American serviceman are sent to try to tame El Sharif, and get his oil and Ilsa under control. Pretty similar so far…
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