Chances are you know what/who Bubba is – some Southern guy, a redneck, trailer trash, you get the picture. But what about Ho-Tep? I bet you didn’t know it was a descendant of the 17th Egyptian Dynasties. Well I didn’t know that either until a few hours ago. I bet you also thought that Elvis died of a heart-attack, and that JFK was killed in Dallas by Lee Harvey Oswald. I also would bet that you had no idea all those things could be thrown into a movie, and that said movie would answer the age old question: “Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex?” – Elvis
Fall is fast approaching. The weather is getting cooler and it’s getting the perfect time to go out to the woods and snuggle up next to your honey near a fire. When your friends invite you and your lady friend out to an isolated cabin in the wilderness for some good times and libations, it sounds like a good idea. When they tell you they got it for cheap you assume that it has to be a pit, and when you get there it is. Everything seems to be in order, but when the cellar door starts flapping in the house like there’s someone down there, you should just leave it alone. If you do happen to go down there and find a book that looks like it’s got a cover made of skin, a tape recorder and some kind of ceremonial dagger – for the love of all that is holy, don’t bring them upstairs and play the recording. You might just unleash The Evil Dead…
The police are supposed to help people. We’ve been taught this from a very young age, and whenever stories on the 11 o’clock news about a corrupt cop, or an officer that has been charged with a crime – that violates the trust between the police and the public. When you have cops like this one the street, you figure it’s just a couple bad apples. But, when you have one on the streets that is killing innocent people and other police officers, that’s when you have a MANIAC COP!
I’ve been seeing a lot of these commercials telling me to put “ICE” in front of my emergency contact on my cell phone. That way In Case of Emergency, like if I am in an accident, or have a heart attack the paramedics will know who to call. It gets you thinking about things like that; If I needed help who would I call. If I had car troubles I would certainly call my step-dad the master mechanic. If there was a zombie apocalypse I would most definitely call Sean because he’s the only one who has seen more zombie movies than me. But what if I was trapped by evil spirits in a cabin in the woods, or if I opened the crypt to an ancient Chinese demon? Well in that case I would have to call Bruce Campbell! But is Bruce just as heroic and cunning as the characters he plays in movies and on TV… I guess we’re about to find out because the town of Goldlick needs some help and there is no one else to call!