Northville Cemetery Massacre
We haven't reviewed too many biker flicks here yet, but this one had a place mostly near, and somewhat dear to our hearts. You see, Northville Cemetery Massacre was filmed in a town just 10 minutes away from where I live, so I was interested in what this movie was all about. Northville Cemetery Massacre (1976) is directed by William Dear and Thomas L. Dyke. I went through the credits and the first 20 people that were in the film have no other credits, so I won't even bother mentioning their names. Two of the credits is "Detroit's Scorpions Motorcycle Club", and the "Road Agents Motorcycle Club", and while some of the characters from the club have names, most of them aren't mentioned in the credits. The other credit of note is the introduction of Nick Nolte's voice... Yeah, his voice... Nick Nolte isn't in the movie, but his voice is. He voices the main character Chris. Why Chris couldn't use his own voice is any body's guess. The movie is also graced with the musical genius that is Mike Nesmith (of The Monkees, of course) to provide the soundtrack.
Zombie Nosh
Every year around Halloween, I see advertisements for Haunted Hayrides at farms and cider mills and stuff in the area. I can't honestly say that I've ever been on one, and if this movie is any indication of what I should expect... I might not be going on any hayrides in the foreseeable future.
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DeathStalker II
DeathStalker II (1987) is an action/adventure comedy from the mind of Jim Wynorski, who was also the helm of the previously reviewed Chopping Mall. Deathstalker II is set in a fantasy world and it has a similar feeling to movies like Conan or The Beastmaster, but in the cheesy dimension instead of the serious. John Terlesky (Chopping Mall) stars as the title character, "Deathstalker" who is a thief that specializes in the wealth distribution witness - which is he takes from the rich and keeps it. While Deathstalker is engaged in exploits of his own, runs across Reena the Seer - played by Monique Gabrielle (Bachelor Party). Reena tells Deathstalker that his destiny is to save a princess in a faraway land from an evil sorcerer and master swordsman. Deathstalker takes the mission, looking forward to the huge reward waiting for him at the end.
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