Internal Bleeding
3Aug/083

The Stabilizer

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When you hear the names of movies like Commando, Double Impact, Hard to Kill, and Cobra, what comes to mind?  How about cheesy, over-the-top with explosions and bad guys getting their asses handed to them in every scene!  Well now we have a new name to add to that list: The StabilizerPeter O'Brian (star of Rambu (aka The Intruder) ) has made it back to Internal Bleeding in a movie we like to think of as "unintentionally classic".  Rambu gave you just a taste of American actors in an Indonesian film, but this movie takes it to new heights never before reached in cinema history.  Let's dive in and see why is called The Stabilizer!


15Jul/085

Code of Silence

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How about a little ": did you know" to start off this review... Did you know that Geico saved 15% by switching to ?  Did you know that goes to bed with morning wood?  Did you know that rips his USB drive out of the port without clicking "safely remove hardware" because he feels such precautions are unmanly?  Well if you knew all of those things then you probably knew that Chuck Norris made a film in 1985 called Code of Silence.  Aren't you just so SMRT!


21May/080

Cocaine Cowboys

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One of the more major sentiments I'll take away from the 80's is "Say no to ." If I didn't know any better, I'd think the only reason that Jack Palance appears in this movie is probably because he needed the money to buy more fucking blow. Palance plays Raphael the manager of an unnamed band in Ulli Lommel's cautionary tale of crossing Columbian drug dealers or mobsters or some other shit in the 1979 film Cocaine Cowboys.


2Apr/083

Mr. No Legs

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"The Cops want to get him. The Mob wants to hit him. But no one wants to meet him face to face." - that's the tag line for Ricou Browning's 1981 film"Mr. No Legs", starring Richard Jaeckel (Delta Force 2), John Agar, and Lloyd Bochner.