The Thing With Two Heads

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Have you ever wondered why there aren’t any movies that have gorillas with two heads escaping from labs, running sideways down the street and invading corner markets just to eat bananas with both mouths?  Maybe you’ve been looking for a movie about a bigoted doctor that’s contracted “terminal chest cancer” and needed to figure out a way that he could prolong his life, but you don’t even know if one existed.  Well, my friends, search no further – your prayers have been answered and your movie has been delivered – it’s been here since 1972!  The title of which you seek is The Thing with Two Heads, directed by Lee Frost, and starring Ray Milland and Rosey Grier as the titular character.

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Amateur Porn Star Killer

Amateur Porn Star Killer is the debut film from director/writer/actor Shane Ryan. The entire movie is filmed from the perspective of Ryan’s character using a hand held camera. Ryan plays the part of Brandon, an 18 year old who’s on his way to visit his mom, and decides to make an overnight stop in a small town. While he’s staying the night in a motel, it seems that he has a lot more planned for his night than just having a quiet evening alone. While he’s stopped off in this town, he picks up his video camera and decides that he’s going to cruise around and during his drive, he finds a young 18 year old girl named Stacy (Michiko Jimenez) that’s outside waiting for her ride. Filming the entire encounter, he prefaces it as going out and having some fun with this girl, and maybe a little more.

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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS title shot

Imagine making sweet love to a large boobied blonde woman, getting your rocks off one minute, and then getting put into a concentration camp, being tortured and then castrated the next… Yeah… Shitty, eh? If you think that’s bad, that’s all happens within the first 5 minutes of Don EdmondsIlsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975), starring Dyanne Thorne (of the Ilsa series fame, and Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman)

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