Amateur Porn Star Killer is the debut film from director/writer/actor Shane Ryan. The entire movie is filmed from the perspective of Ryan’s character using a hand held camera. Ryan plays the part of Brandon, an 18 year old who’s on his way to visit his mom, and decides to make an overnight stop in a small town. While he’s staying the night in a motel, it seems that he has a lot more planned for his night than just having a quiet evening alone. While he’s stopped off in this town, he picks up his video camera and decides that he’s going to cruise around and during his drive, he finds a young 18 year old girl named Stacy (Michiko Jimenez) that’s outside waiting for her ride. Filming the entire encounter, he prefaces it as going out and having some fun with this girl, and maybe a little more.
Every year around Halloween, I see advertisements for Haunted Hayrides at farms and cider mills and stuff in the area. I can’t honestly say that I’ve ever been on one, and if this movie is any indication of what I should expect… I might not be going on any hayrides in the foreseeable future.
Imagine making sweet love to a large boobied blonde woman, getting your rocks off one minute, and then getting put into a concentration camp, being tortured and then castrated the next… Yeah… Shitty, eh? If you think that’s bad, that’s all happens within the first 5 minutes of Don Edmonds‘ Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975), starring Dyanne Thorne (of the Ilsa series fame, and Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman)