Internal Bleeding
23Oct/100

Hatchet

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When I saw Machete in the theater back in August they played a metric ass ton of trailers, they always do!  After the trailers they played their little theater introduction and then low and behold, another trailer.  This one was a little different though, it had that feel to it just like Machete a few years back.  It showed a of a man, the so-called new icon in , absolutely destroying a bunch of people who had no idea that death stood right around the corner.  I looked at my friend and said "it's a shame that's just a fake trailer, Hatchet 2 looks like it would be great!"  But why did they skip right to number 2, where was the .  A few weeks later I saw a listing for Hatchet 2 at that same theater, it was real... even though it only lasted a week on the big screen!  So I had to seek out Hatchet and find out what all the hype was about.


22Oct/100

Uninvited

Uninvited 2 UninvitedSpring Break!  Wooooo!  A great time to hang out with your buds and catch some rays, man!  Meet some babes, and maybe even get on a rich dude's yacht to bust a hang and live the good life!  Just make sure that nobody carries on an escaped cat from a nearby high security lab, because that would probably turn out being very, very bad news.  Wait a minute here... if this happened on your spring break, you may just be having a flashback to the 1988 film Uninvited.