Puppet Master (1989)

Puppets!  Sometimes cute, always terrifying!  It doesn’t matter if they are the creepy looking life like puppets or the funny ones employed by Jeff Dunham in his comedy/ventriloquism routine.  There is just something about puppets that weirds me out, and I think a lot of people feel the same way.   Even when they are just sitting there you half expect them to sneak up behind you and shove a knife in your back.  In the end most are harmless, but how cool would it be to be able to control some puppets, or at least have them as buddies.  They could get you things, scare away Jehovah’s Witnesses, and even kill people who piss you off… oh to dream!  Well dream no longer because Andre Toulon (William Hickey) has the secret of turning inanimate objects into life-like creatures with a soul!