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A Priest and an Ex-Cop walk into a bar… Heard that one before? You may have heard that one before, but you probably haven’t seen it before. Tough Guys is exactly that joke, and you’d be surprised how good they work together – and that priest can throw one hell of a slap.
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It seems lately that vampires are all the rage. Moonlight, Twilight, Trueblood, Vampire Diaries, Blood Ties, Underworld or Cirque Du Freak, and the list goes on and on. It may surprise you to learn that vampires were actually invented before 2006. In fact, we’ve found a case of a vampire movie as far back as the 1987. I feel like a cinematic Indiana Jones here, making such an obscure theatrical discovery as a 20+ year old vampire movie, but hold onto your socks folks… In some kind of Internal Bleeding first, we bring you Near Dark.
Risin’ up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I’m back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive…
That’s the first verse of the epic song “Eye of the Tiger” by the band Survivor. While that’s the theme song of this Gary Busey movie, that’s about the only thing that the song has to do with this movie, and the only reason I can tell that they’re even associated with each other is because both Survivor and this movie Eye of the Tiger were Scotti Brothers productions.
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The mall… That icon of consumerism and setting for many great horror movies: “Dawn of the Dead”, “Chopping Mall“, and “Night of the Comet” just to name a few. Let’s throw Midwood, and “Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge” in with that group. When Harv Posner, a greedy developer wants to build a wood in the city of Midwood, he starts buying up all the property he can get and moves out all the families. When when one last family won’t move out and holds up the whole project, they send a little muscle in to get the job done, burning down the home and the family inside – except for Eric. Now he’s back and he wants Harv to pay the piper.
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Jack “Soldier” Kelly (Lorenzo Lamas) was a member of an elite marine special forces unit known as the “Snake Eaters”. He was highly decorated soldier, but he was ultimately dismissed from his position because he had trouble following orders. So, what does an ex-marine do when he can’t follow orders? He becomes a cop of course!
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