Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge
The mall... That icon of consumerism and setting for many great horror movies: "Dawn of the Dead", "Chopping Mall", and "Night of the Comet" just to name a few. Let's throw Midwood, and "Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge" in with that group. When Harv Posner, a greedy developer wants to build a mall in the city of Midwood, he starts buying up all the property he can get and moves out all the families. When when one last family won't move out and holds up the whole project, they send a little muscle in to get the job done, burning down the home and the family inside - except for Eric. Now he's back and he wants Harv to pay the piper.
Snake Eater
Jack "Soldier" Kelly (Lorenzo Lamas) was a member of an elite marine special forces unit known as the "Snake Eaters". He was highly decorated soldier, but he was ultimately dismissed from his position because he had trouble following orders. So, what does an ex-marine do when he can't follow orders? He becomes a cop of course!
Ninja III: The Domination
Ninjas are the closest things to comic book super heroes that we have ever seen in the history of the world. They can evaporate into thin air, they can destroy entire villages with their bare hands, and they can walk on water. I've learned quite a few things from watching Ninja III: The Domination, and one of those things I've learned is that a killer ninja can transfer his soul through his sword to another person. One other thing I've learned is when those crazy ninja spirits try to take over your body, you might be able to hold them off for a little by practicing aerobics while putting on crappy 80's pop music that was hastily written minutes before recording - but that's only because those crazy ninja spirits are just messing with your head. You can never resist crazy ninja spirits.
Rapid Fire
You would think that guns were a new invention in the 80's, especially considering all the action movies where the plot revolved around some kind of "SUPERGUN!!!~!" Prime examples of this are Equalizer 2000, and to a lesser extent, Blastfighter. These are the types of guns that people kill for, and in the right hands they're strong enough to change the outcome of a war. Well, you can add Rapid Fire to the list of movies revolving around a gun, and in this case, it's a multi-purpose gun that fires 3 different kinds of rounds - shotgun, machine gun or grenades - depending on which barrel is active. Oh, and one more thing, if you don't know the secret code, you'll be on the receiving end of an asswhippin' yourself.
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