Watching B-movies so you don’t have to!
Remember that weird kid in school? The one that used to put glue on his hands and then would pretend it was peeling skin, then eat the pieces he peeled off? The one that had a cold and waited until the snot would run down his lip until he would lick it off? Yeah, thanks for making fun of me. Anyhow, that’s who Bad Ronald is… Well, I don’t think he eats his own skin, or slurps snot, but he’s weird, just don’t call him that to his face, he might kill you on “accident”.
It’s considered a bad idea to dump hazardous chemicals down your drains. Those chemicals you dump down the drain can end up back in your drinking water, or they can get into the local water table. When a tidy mortician orders his assistant to dump his concoction of chemicals into the sink because they have too much dust on them, and are obviously “dirty”, bad things start going on in Seoul’s Han River in the 2006 Korean movie The Host (aka Gwoemul).
When I moved into my new house, there were a lot of things I had to get used to. The house seemed to make creaking noises at all hours, and we had some leaking in our basement when it rained pretty heavily. We got some of those things fixed, but I couldn’t image what I’d do if there were sporadic thunderstorms in my house, and shit just started bursting into flames for no reason. Too bad Bill and Louise seem to have to put up with crap like that on a daily basis in Bart La Rue’s 1979 film Satan War.
Amateur Porn Star Killer is the debut film from director/writer/actor Shane Ryan. The entire movie is filmed from the perspective of Ryan’s character using a hand held camera. Ryan plays the part of Brandon, an 18 year old who’s on his way to visit his mom, and decides to make an overnight stop in a small town. While he’s staying the night in a motel, it seems that he has a lot more planned for his night than just having a quiet evening alone. While he’s stopped off in this town, he picks up his video camera and decides that he’s going to cruise around and during his drive, he finds a young 18 year old girl named Stacy (Michiko Jimenez) that’s outside waiting for her ride. Filming the entire encounter, he prefaces it as going out and having some fun with this girl, and maybe a little more.
Sheriff Gillis (James Farentino) gets enveloped in an outbreak of murders in the small, sleepy town of Potters Bluff, Rhode Island. The bodies of miscellaneous drifters and tourists are quickly stacking up throughout the small town within a matter of a few days. As sheriff Gillis invesigates these savage murders, he discovers clues that suggest William Dobbs (Jack Albertson - Grampa Buckett from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and some of the town locals may be the cause of these grotesque crimes - So begins director Gary Sherman’s 1981 film Dead & Buried.
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