Internal Bleeding
28Aug/090

The Dead Pit

The Dead Pit The Dead Pit

While I'm not afraid of hospitals or doctors, I can understand why some people are.  You always hear about people who go in for routine surgery and get things left in them, or they get the wrong leg removed or some other horrific thing happens to you in the doctor's care.  Just think though, it could be worse.  You could be committed to a psychological hospital against your will, and have no idea when you're getting out.  On top of that, you could then get operated on by a crazy psychology surgeon (I didn't even know they had surgeons in psychiatric hospitals) who's obsessed with digging people's out to see what makes them crazy.  I would have thought that would be an indication that you were in fact crazy yourself, but I'm not a professional.


31Jul/090

Death Moon

Death Moon 1 Death Moon

Jason Palmer is having nightmares.  Nightmares where he has visions of a mysterious woman in a tribal ceremony, and the priest who tries to break it up.  When he wakes up in a cold sweat, he decides it's time to go see his doctor.  While his doctor can't explain why he's having these nightmares, he suggests that maybe Jason is under too much stress from all of his real estate deals, and he prescribes a nice long vacation.  While Jason is deciding where to go, he sees a symbol in a travel poster for that he saw during his nightmares, so like any logical person he sets off for .


24Jul/090

Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge

Phantom of the Mall Phantom of the Mall: Erics Revenge

The ...  That icon of consumerism and setting for many great movies: "Dawn of the Dead", "Chopping Mall", and "Night of the Comet" just to name a few.  Let's throw Midwood, and "Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge" in with that group.  When Harv Posner, a greedy developer wants to build a mall in the city of Midwood, he starts buying up all the property he can get and moves out all the families.  When when one last family won't move out and holds up the whole project, they send a little muscle in to get the job done, burning down the home and the family inside - except for Eric.  Now he's back and he wants Harv to pay the piper.


12May/092

Witch Bitch (aka Death Spa)

witch bitch Witch Bitch (aka Death Spa)As I get older, I realize the importance of getting healthy and keeping in shape.  When looking for a gym or health spa, you want to look for the quality of the staff, equipment, and the extra services that they provide.  The last thing you'll probably think to check out is to see if the place is haunted.  That's the problem that they're having at the Starbody Health Spa.  People are getting hurt and it's either that are hurting the patrons, or the high tech computer system that controls everything is becoming self aware and taking out all the paying customers.  Or... They may just be dealing with a Witch Bitch.