Near Dark

It seems lately that vampires are all the rage. Moonlight, Twilight, Trueblood, Vampire Diaries, Blood Ties, Underworld or Cirque Du Freak, and the list goes on and on. It may surprise you to learn that vampires were actually invented before 2006. In fact, we've found a case of a vampire movie as far back as the 1987. I feel like a cinematic Indiana Jones here, making such an obscure theatrical discovery as a 20+ year old vampire movie, but hold onto your socks folks... In some kind of Internal Bleeding first, we bring you Near Dark.
The Prowler

In 1945, a returning WWII vet gets a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend telling him that she just can't wait any longer for him to come home. Instead of doing what any sane person would do - namely moving on with your life and forgetting about such a hurtful bitch - he stalks her and her new man at a graduation dance. When they decide that the dance is too dead for their tastes, they slip out and go visit a lover's point to get a little action on. While the couple is starting to get hot and heavy, the vet makes his move and impales them on the business end of his pitchfork, leaving a single rose in the hand of his ex. The crime is never solved, and no graduation dances were ever held on the same location again... Not until 1980, that is, when it's time for a new graduation dance.
April Fool’s Day

By the time I ever think of any great pranks to pull for April Fool's Day, it's usually April 2nd - not the most opportune time for tricking people. April Fool's Day the movie has a lot of fun, but corny tricks up it's sleeve, and one huge one that by the time it rolls around, you might already see it coming.
The Dead Pit

While I'm not afraid of hospitals or doctors, I can understand why some people are. You always hear about people who go in for routine surgery and get things left in them, or they get the wrong leg removed or some other horrific thing happens to you in the doctor's care. Just think though, it could be worse. You could be committed to a psychological hospital against your will, and have no idea when you're getting out. On top of that, you could then get operated on by a crazy psychology surgeon (I didn't even know they had surgeons in psychiatric hospitals) who's obsessed with digging people's brains out to see what makes them crazy. I would have thought that would be an indication that you were in fact crazy yourself, but I'm not a professional.