Return of the Living Dead

I knew that I'd never be a doctor, I can't stand the sight of blood.  Crazy, huh?  I write reviews of gory horror movies and I can't stand the sight of blood.  I can't even get my blood taken at the doctor's office without practically passing out.  Working in a medical supply warehouse would probably be pretty cool though.  You get to see all types of weird medical equipment, and I'm sure all the different posters and stuff would be pretty cool.  If I do ever decide to get a job at a medical supply warehouse, I'll make sure to ask for a tour of the place before I accept any jobs.  That way, I can see if they have any suspicious tanks or drums in their basement that say "In case of emergency, call the U.S. Army".  See, that's one thing Freddy forgot to do in Dan O'Bannon's 1985 zombie flick "Return of the Living Dead"