Being a strict old man who can quote the bible on a whim can have it’s advantages. You can get your wife and your family to do basically anything you want, for fear of your wrath. You can live like a king, and when you have something to do, you can tell everyone to shut the hell up, and they’ll listen to you. While that might sound like a pretty sweet gig, it can also cause your wife to get fed up and fool around with the hairy dude that’s putting in your well, and can cause a meteorite to fall from the sky and smash up your farm and give you The Curse. I’d say the cons outweigh the pros on this one…
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